COLD AS ICE, BABY!
KEEP THEM COOL THIS SUMMER
From the Kings for the Kings, this is the perfect backyard getaway for your dogs. And your kids. And you. If you can fit.
Throw in a Daiquiri or two and enjoy the sunsets like a king from the comfort of your own backyard, until you pass out and wake up to your dog licking your face because he secretly loves Daiquiri too. And you're in his pool - get out.
QUICK POINTS FOR LAZY READERS:
• Nails won't puncture it. Unless your dog is actually a wolf.
• Slip-resistant. For real.
• Yes your kids can use it. We actually recommend it (see below)
• Fast delivery. Not Amazon fast, but we're almost there!
• Takes no space at all. Once you empty it and set it aside, you'll forget it's there.
• Set it up in minutes. It won't take more of your precious time spent elsewhere.
• Eco-friendly material (EN71, ASTM standard) for all of ya planet lovers!
• PORTABLE: Foldable and portable, why not take it to that backyard bbq party for maximum giggles and laughs when someone dives in drunk af?
• SIMPLE: Unlike our economy - there is 0 inflation involved. Simply unfold it like your love life, fill it up to the brim and let your doggies splash and play.
• SLIP RESISTANT & DURABLE: Made of high-grade PVC. Thicker slip-resistant material on the bottom so if you like ice-skating you're sh*t outta luck. Ain't no one slipping in this thing.
• DOUBLES AS A KIDDIE POOL: We can't stress this enough. Recording your kids while they enjoy a man vs. dog battle royal for the pool real estate is something all of your IG and FB friends will pretend to love!
Fill up and let them splash and play. Once you're done, simply drain and dry it like your wallet after the bills come in - and store it away in a pinch!
P.S. Do set it up on a hard surface because we didn't say it's indestructible. We know it's flying Avengers colors, however, that's not Iron Man. If you set it down in mud/sand/soft surface, and something punctures it - you ain't getting a new one for free.
Outlet: Located at the bottom (hehe), or the side (depending on the variant you've ordered)
Shape: Circular Shape
Best Use: Home/Camps , Hard surfaces